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When I was a teenager, all I wanted was to be a vampire

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"A robot cannot harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human to come to harm."

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My son asked me to look inside the closet, I didn't need to.

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The power is out and the machines hooked up to him have finally died.

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She woke on a bed, naked, unable to move or make a sound as the sandpaper started rubbing against her clitoris. NSFW

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It sure is hot in here.

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My mom said we needed to go to the dermatologist after she noticed one of my pimples moving.

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In a zombie apocalypse, people need to stick together.

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When I arrived at school to pick up my daughter, the secretary informed me that my husband had already stopped by to get her.

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I won a reward for best visual effects in my amateur horror film

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was a teenager, all I wanted was to be a vampire	1435
"A robot cannot harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human to come to harm."	1432
My son asked me to look inside the closet, I didn't need to.	1428
The power is out and the machines hooked up to him have finally died.	1413
She woke on a bed, naked, unable to move or make a sound as the sandpaper started rubbing against her clitoris. NSFW	1413
It sure is hot in here.	1413
My mom said we needed to go to the dermatologist after she noticed one of my pimples moving.	1399
In a zombie apocalypse, people need to stick together.	1390
When I arrived at school to pick up my daughter, the secretary informed me that my husband had already stopped by to get her.	1389
I won a reward for best visual effects in my amateur horror film	1384